Game 56: Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox

First Pitch: 6:40 PM
TV: Twins.TV
Radio: TIBN, WCCO 830, The Wolf 102.9 FM, Audacy App
Know Yo’ Foe:South Side Sox

Hit it!
Chi-Town having papal magic:

Twins have come to town: see them, see them
Knock the Pale Hose down: Brooks Lee, Brooks Lee.
But they’ve got a crown: Italy, Italy,
Pick your favorite noun that’s propelled them so
From a Catholic sky:

Chi-Town having papal magically
Seems to stun opponents tragically
Chi-Town having papal magic:

Game has come around: top them, bop them.
Prielipp on the mound: blaze it, praise it.
Offense, swing and drive… deeply, deeply,
Soon it’s gonna start as the hours fly:
Will the crew comply?

Chi-Town having papal magically
Makes opponents drown pelagically,
Chi-Town having papal magic:

Whoa, here we go!
Chi-Town having papal magically
Leaves an acid burn ellagically,
Chi-Town having papal magic:
Chi-Town having papal magically
Tends to stone us diallagically,
Chi-Town having papal magic:
Chi-Town having papal magically
Makes us sing this song choragically,
Chi-Town having papal magic (having papal)…

Papal…
It’s their staple…